hiya
i left off my previous blog at the training camp.
So i woke up at 5am (practically too late to be night, too early to be dawn) went to school.
I was in charge of food and drinks along with another 4 students.
An important responsibility as a whole camp of bottomless pits for a stomach (teenage boys) were staying over at school for two nights. Our larder got raided often. the only pro for the job was we got a free-flow of icy orange juice. sweeeet
pretty boring but my favorite part of the camp was on the last day we were simulating a *kcehc tops*(read the other way round, there might be spies). Cool. almost all the stuff i hid weren't found, in fact a correction pen got stuck and we couldn't get it out. it is still somewhere out there. Here is a dialogue of what we did:
*as the juniors came towards the class*
Mr. Tuck aka the incredible tuck: class, we are going to write an essay on how to prevent swine flu (A H1N1)--it is also written on the blackboard--
Student A: teacher, what is 'A hini'?
Mr. T: *scratches head* eh? i don't know wor... Don't need lah! *crosses off A h1n1*
Student B: teacher! teacher! what is swine?
Mr T: aiya, don't know lah! *crosses off swine* okay, now we shall write an essay on how to prevent flu!
Student A: teacher, what is flu?
Mr T: ah.. aiya.. ah..
Student B: Teacher! teacher! i know! flu is the past tense for fly!
Mr T: correct! something like that!
*end of transmission*
haha, it was funnier at that time.. Joshua also shared a remix of an old classic with us:
I love you,
You love me,
let's get together and kill Barney,
With a big gun *bang**bang*
barney on the floor,
no more f-ing dinosaur.
haha..
pretty boring stuff, huh?
oh, well
school reopened, exam results dished out, revolting stuff.
chinese, same as ever, border-line 78
Bm, totally dead and gone, 71
english, standard jatuh dah {varified by ming, sheryl, ms. saw, weng sheng~me doomed}91
science, unexpected ace in the hole, 91
Civ, pretty good, 98
Moral, pretty good, 94
Art, border-line, 80
kh, so-so, 84
Geo, so-so, 84
History, so-so, 88
Math, dead and gone but uncomfirmed
what else? can't recall
average around 84%
dead and gone
done with
wahooni
zilched
habis
nil
0
wow, it makes a nice cone shaped formation.
Read shan's blog: exams
read boon's blog: exams, depressing
read ming's blog: still miley cyrus
read sheryl's blog: exams
read vanessa's blog: exams, birthday~very very sorry, an infinite source of appologies, happy belated birthday!
that's all? 4/5 about exams..
today:
got attack by colony of red ants during essembly.
grieved over english results
laughed about ming's guest list for her wedding
got tired of ming gushing over celene (now aka gerbil yellow @ yellow gerbil, lol)
their child's future name is mustard
went to ming's house
taught her how to play sims
she is still not a fan
accidentally asked about boon's result
sorry
today too tired to make any readers laugh
bye bye
tata
nit
wooo, cone shaped!
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Lol. Your blog, and mine are the ones with the least negativity in it, right? Interesting, how everyone's blogs turn gloomy with exams looming over them. Nice cone formation, by the way. Post more.
ReplyDeleteMy friend told me another version of the Barney thing....
ReplyDeleteI Love You, You Love Me,
Barney Gave Me HIV...
It Started With A Kiss
But Barney Wanted More....
I Got R*ped By A Dinosaur....
haha, nice one!
ReplyDeleteThanks for your positive comments!